Over breakfast last week, an American guest bemoaned her country’s politics.
She ceased to recognize them any more, she said. They had careened off on some crazy trajectory — the ricochets of too many trigger fingers. U.S. politics, she said, was so out there, had become so bizarre, it filled her with alarm.
I, Canadian, typically both envious and disdainful of the American experience, commiserated. A little too sanctimoniously. Tsk tsk. What are you people doing to each other down there? The smug, middle-way Canadian looks southward and sees, to his reassurance that everything is still right where he lives, a country filled with wing nuts.
Breakfast ended. But soon so did the air of self-satisfaction.
Back at the office, news arrived of the latest howler out of Ottawa. Conservative MP Vic Toews, head of the Orwellian-named Public Safety Canada, was again frothing at the mouth.
This time, he was the injured. Someone posted on Twitter the sordid details of his divorce.
I would have called it news except for the fact it wasn’t: Toews had been outed as an extramarital fornicator as early as four years ago by several newspapers.
She ceased to recognize them any more, she said. They had careened off on some crazy trajectory — the ricochets of too many trigger fingers. U.S. politics, she said, was so out there, had become so bizarre, it filled her with alarm.
I, Canadian, typically both envious and disdainful of the American experience, commiserated. A little too sanctimoniously. Tsk tsk. What are you people doing to each other down there? The smug, middle-way Canadian looks southward and sees, to his reassurance that everything is still right where he lives, a country filled with wing nuts.
Breakfast ended. But soon so did the air of self-satisfaction.
Back at the office, news arrived of the latest howler out of Ottawa. Conservative MP Vic Toews, head of the Orwellian-named Public Safety Canada, was again frothing at the mouth.
This time, he was the injured. Someone posted on Twitter the sordid details of his divorce.
I would have called it news except for the fact it wasn’t: Toews had been outed as an extramarital fornicator as early as four years ago by several newspapers.