In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth.
He squished Earth into a nice ball shape between his big God paws, then somehow formed Heaven. (Science hasn’t figured that one out.)
On the second day, He created light and time.
And on the third day, this Wednesday, He told Mike Huckabee to ruin America’s tastiest chicken sandwich.
He squished Earth into a nice ball shape between his big God paws, then somehow formed Heaven. (Science hasn’t figured that one out.)
On the second day, He created light and time.
And on the third day, this Wednesday, He told Mike Huckabee to ruin America’s tastiest chicken sandwich.