I'd like to be a fly on the wall when the first man doing hard time for disallowing the flying of the Canadian flag at his retirement community tells the other prisoners what he's in for.
“You are one tough dude,” one of them might say, casually rolling down his sleeve to cover the Canadian flag tattoo on his tree-trunk bicep and slowly backing away.
“Whoa, I guess that puts my seven pot plants in perspective” another might say, “Oh, wait a second, everything puts my seven pot plants in perspective. How long did they give you … what did you say your name was again?”
“Mr. Reginald Guardhouse, former chairman of the Oak Bay Court Residents Association. They gave me two years, boy. But sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and really it was no harder than telling Mrs. Fellner that she had to kill her cat.” All of the other prisoners glance at each other nervously. Someone by the door lowers the red and white dishtowel with which he had been wiping a plate.
This week, a private member's bill aiming to make it illegal to forbid anyone to fly a Canadian flag was introduced by Conservative backbencher John Carmichael .
“You are one tough dude,” one of them might say, casually rolling down his sleeve to cover the Canadian flag tattoo on his tree-trunk bicep and slowly backing away.
“Whoa, I guess that puts my seven pot plants in perspective” another might say, “Oh, wait a second, everything puts my seven pot plants in perspective. How long did they give you … what did you say your name was again?”
“Mr. Reginald Guardhouse, former chairman of the Oak Bay Court Residents Association. They gave me two years, boy. But sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and really it was no harder than telling Mrs. Fellner that she had to kill her cat.” All of the other prisoners glance at each other nervously. Someone by the door lowers the red and white dishtowel with which he had been wiping a plate.
This week, a private member's bill aiming to make it illegal to forbid anyone to fly a Canadian flag was introduced by Conservative backbencher John Carmichael